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It is being reported all over the place that Mr. and Mrs. Jason Cauchie (a.k.a Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright) are loading up the truck and moving to Florida, but then I did a little investigative reporting and uncovered this, so it appears not to be true. 

 

 

 

 

It is being reported all over the place that Mr. and Mrs. Jason Cauchie (a.k.a Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright) are loading up the truck and moving to Florida, but then I did a little investigative reporting and uncovered this, so it appears not to be true. Maybe one day. Not anytime soon though. https://t.co/WFskA8AfO7 — Jax (@mrjaxtaylor) May 16, 2022

 

Speaking of Vanderpump Rules, the Clarks (Stassi and Beau) and Jax have quit "following" each other on Twitter, but appears Stassi and Brittany are still good, so who knows what's up with that. However, neither of them attended Stassi's wedding in Italy. Bestie Kristen Doute didn't attend either, but she had another wedding (in Hawaii) to attend. Word on the dirty streets of WeHo is that they had to scale down the guest list.

 

Randall Emmett is selling his Bel Air home for $6.3M. Fans might remember seeing it featured on Jeff Lewis' old Flipping Out series, back when Lala and Rand moved in together. The home is typical Jeff Lewis gorgeous, but kind of a hodgepodge IMHO. Also, I'm really over the overplayed "modern farmhouse" thing.

 

Vanderpump Rules has been officially renewed for a 10th season. No word yet on who's in and who's out, but considering how poorly season 9 was received, I'm guessing that there will be a lot of new faces. God forbid Bravo swallows their pride, realizes they really fucked up, and brings back the original cast that made the show a hit.

 

On Wednesday’s Watch What Crappens Now: After Show, Erika Jayne was asked about Bethenny Frankel's money claims regarding Tom (turns out Girardi/Keese owed some settlement money ($500K) to the now deceased Dennis Shields). “In the business that Tom was doing, which was contingent fee, it’s not unusual to borrow.  Really?  In my business, this is call comingling and we lose our licenses and possibly, our freedom.  But I digress; so while that may be true, there were also loans that were really paid off, so I don’t know where Bethenny’s coming from ... her guy’s dead and my guy’s in a home. So whatever; that’s kind of the way the business goes.”. Gotta love the ice queen.

 

Bethenny then appeared on WWHL the following night. During one of bitch girl Cohen's stupid games, Bethenny and fellow guest, the always annoying Ali Wentworth, Bethenny was questioned about what she would ask Erika if she were to appear as a guest on her podcast. “I love Erika Jayne. I would have a side conversation about the people that we know in common and we’d like spill the tea.", said Bethenny. Although it might have seemed like Bethenny was taking the high ground, it turns out her appearance was pre-taped (before Kunty's insensitive choice of words.

 

In other Bethenny news, she appeared with Michael Rappatard who is apparently still filling in for Wendy Williams. She confirmed that she's NEVER coming back to the Real Housewives, adding that they couldn't afford her anyway.  Probably true, but IMHO, that comment came off as really arrogant.

 

Following the RHOBH premier, Dorit told Andy Cohen that she hadn't "heard a word" from Lisa Vanderpump regarding her alleged home invasion. Lisa then tweeted a text of herself offering a few kind words to P.K. However, P.K. (and Dorit) quickly shut it down more or less suggesting that Lisa was lying using some kind of techical texting trickery. Kyle then weight in saying that she believes the Kemsleys because Lisa is very crafty.

 

Some outfit called Bravo and Cocktails is sharing the tea from a so called RHOC "insider" who is claiming that only five of the Housewives from season 16 of RHOC have been asked to return for the next season, and they will be joined by one former OC housewife (along with one or two new cast members). Another rumor floating around is that the Lonk Oiland moose Gina has finally been demoted to a ‘friend". The source is claiming that Heather, Shannon, Emily, Noella, and Jen are all returning as full-time Housewives. Within hours, Gina shot down this rumor, telling one fan she wasn’t demoted via Instagram, which then of course got tongues wagging over who the returning HW's would be. The "source" insists it’s not Tamra Judge, and others have suggested everyone from Alexis Bellino to Lydia McLaughlin.

 

In Below Dreck news, bosuness and resident rat, Malia White, has announced that she won't be back BDM season 7 because she's "busy studying for a big oral exam". Meanwhile BD six season veteran, bosun and resident goofball, Eddie Lucas, is very bitter about not being asked back for season 10. So now he's spilling that tea and complaining about being paid only a fraction of what the "Real Housewives" are making, despite have better ratings. I suppose he has a point, but speaking about salaries is reportedly a guaranteed kiss of death, so adios Eddie. Maybe we will finally get Kelley (and his) Johnson back!