Botched Marriage Bootcamp

 

Reality TV’s favorite obnoxious fame whore couple, Heather and Terry Dubrow, have a new show called The 7 Year Stitch. The concept is a couples pretending to be on the brink of divorce seek the help of the Dubrows (because, well because they … um … uh … well that’s not important) to saver their marriage.

 

In a seven week period, Madame Terry will slice and dice one (or both?) of the spouses and while they are healing, they will undergo marriage counseling from “world renowned experts”, and at the end of the seven weeks, they will decide to either stay together or bail.

 

At least this explains why Heather came back to the show (here I was thinking Heather and Terry just enjoyed exploiting their children's four different sexual orientations). It also explains the current fake story line of Miss Fancy Pants "counseling" Dr. Jen Armstrong and her loser husband Ryan on their marriage.

 

For anyone who cares, the show premiers March 1 on Bravo’s struggling sister network, E!