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Memorial Meltdown
This episode felt like, due to recent events, production went back and pieced together enough (damaging) footage to squeeze in two more episodes before next week’s finale. Case in point, we are still in Zion, and because we are too stupid to remember, they play Lisa’s tirade again. BTW, to go off topic for a moment; if I hear one more person (including dumb fuck Cohen) refer to Lisa’s tirade as a “hot mic moment”, I’m going to, I dunno … start calling people dumb fucks. A hot mic moment is when someone has been on a mic, and then thinking the mic is off, says something they they didn’t want heard publicly (like Dementia Joe calling Fox News person, Peter Doocy a dumb son-of-a-bitch”). Lisa Barlow had cameras in her face and knew damn well what she was doing when she called Meredith “a whore who fcked half of NYC” (as if half of NYC is straight). Anyway, Meredith, keeps saying she’s “done”, but of course, we hear about it at least five more times. Surprisingly, Meredith actually takes the sprinter (a term I never want to hear again) but Mary opts for an SUV of her own.
Back at home … stop the presses … I’m bored even writing about this crap, so I’m going to cut to the chase. Mary has invited Jen Shah to watch her gettin' uglay at her cult church, that is dancing like she’s possessed and screaming God’s name into her gold mic. First of all, the “congregation” is less than 20 people (I counted), and most of them look like distant relatives or other sahfy characters in Mary Cosby's life. You get the sense that Shed Media (and Bravo) is definitely getting the last laugh with Mary Crosby, surely putting to rest any speculation that Mary Crosby is still a part of RHOSLC. The following accolades were bestowed on the Blessed Mary.
”You are my perfect love. God’s love for his people reigns in you. God shines in all that you do.”
“You are the perfect friend. You are a master of positivity. You are a perfect teacher.”
“You are a perfect dresser.”
“It’s a beauty that’s beyond divine.” “You’ve been the best friend! I could ever imagine!”
“I’LL NEVER LEAVE YOU. I PROMISE.” “You are the facsimile of God.”
The spectacle was on another level of “ick”, and I just wanted it to stop. I also kept thinking about that interview with Dan Cosby who told Sharrel's World that he doesn't even recognize the church seen on the show, and that Mary and Robert haven't even been seen at the church any more than three times in the last two years.
This season was a vast improvement from last year, but I'm ready for the finale, and for the season to end. As descipicable as Mary Crosby became and was to watch, she would have been the only reason to tune in for the FOUR part reunion. So in reality, so in essence, she really did get the last laugh.
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