Teresa Accuses The Gorgas of Sending Her Away

 

This reunion is like watching one of Joe Biden's falls on a loop ... the same episode over and over again.  Teresa's delusion and Melissa's 15 years of pent up rage is On Display, pardon the cheesy pun.  Everyone is talking about how this time, there is an almost eerie finality to Tre and Mel's fight, but I suspect that there is really noting new here ... we're just witnessing it for the first time.  Also, if I'm being honest, while there is undoubtedly some truth to it, I still believe most of their drama is manufactured.  But far be it from me to spoil the fun.  Part 2 got just as nasty as the first, and we haven't even gotten to the RHONJ HouseHusbands yet (of which I'm sure I'll be doing a lot of FF'ing through). It’s been a long and messy season, and I could almost feel bad for Asswipe Andy; that is if I didn't hate him so much.  Here are some of the main takeaways from RHONJ Season 13 Reunion, Part 2.

 

Teresa is accusing Joe and Melissa of ratting them out to the Feds, but Andy steps in, and reminds Teresa that she was married to the man responsible for sending her to jail. Teresa then backpedals, clarifyiing that Jacqueline Larita told her that the Gorgas were hanging out with people who were responsible for her getting pinched.  Melissa isn't having and tells Teresa "You committed mortgage fraud honey!", and then pulls out her phone and begins reciting a scathing text verbatum that Jacqueline sent to Jackie G before she and Teresa made up.  A totally disgusted Dolores says to Melissa, "This is bad for you Melissa, you're going down .... sleep with one eye open".  *gulp.  Melissa concludes with "This is what your 'friend' said about you", but Teresa gets the last word by saying, "She also said you were a whore".  I'm giving this one a tie. 

 

 

Rachel Fuda talked about adopting her stepchild and how the process was finally complete. Andy brought up that her step son Jayden’s birth mother had been speaking to the press, and Rachel dropped the bomb that Luis and Bo Dietl (Louie’s private investigator) were the ones who tracked her down.  It’s a topic that’s sure to be discussed more once a newly hairless John Fuda joins the stage.

 

Melissa then begins to berate Teresa on what a real winner she found (referring to Louie).  Teresa's amateurish response is "You're just jealous that you can't afford one (a P.I.).  Margaret chimes in to help Melissa out, a says to Teresa says to Margaret "You're just jealous you can't afford one (meaning a P.I.)."  Melissa then calls Teresa out on her fake apology to Margaret at the beginning of the season, repeatedly yelling to Teresa "Fake as fuck!" then tells her "Yes Miss Namaste .... Namaste your asshole!".  Teresa's response, "Stick it up YOUR asshole".

 

But now it's on between Teresa and Margaret when Margaret refers to Louis as having a “fucking sham of a face.”  Teresa screams back, “Fuck you, whore!”  Then from across the couch, Margaret starts accusing of belittling Teresa throughout the entire season.  “You’re gaslit every single day, he belittles you, he makes you look like an asshole ... he belittles the shit out of you, and the world has seen it,” she screams at Teresa.  Teresa denies it and says to Margaret,  “Well you’re gonna see him, he’s gonna be standing right here, and you’re gonna be looking right in his eyes”.  Josephs claps back calling Louis a scammy bullshitter and Teresa a criminal.  Teresa then calls Margaret "old hag Nancy", whatever that means.  Getting very uncomfortable, Andy finally steps in and Teresa say, "Well SHE started it."  Andy responds, “OK well then you’re both acting like assholes.” 

 

Before that, Josephs had claimed that Ruelas called and “threatened” her son. Josephs accused Ruelas of calling her son at his place of work and “threatening” him.  Giudice fought that it was a “spoofing” scammer who called Josephs’ son – not her husband. Bravo “My child was called and threatened at work … by Louie, and we have the phone records,” she said while getting out a piece of paper that allegedly showed Ruelas’ phone number on a call log.  As Teresa shakes her head in disbelief,  Margaret insists to Teresa that it's true and everybody knows it.

 

Margaret continues to allege that her son was called by name, and threatened by Ruelas. ‘I’m the guy you’ve gotta worry about,'” Josephs claimed he told her son. “It’s a very high-level place, no blocked calls will come in, no one would even know where the office is.” as Margaret hands the paper to Andy.  “This is their phone number, my child would have no idea who this person is, it happened last week, April 13, that’s his phone number,” Margaret says said as Andy reads the receipt.

 

A rather nervous looking Teresa says, “He did not call her child, oh please”, and then claims that it was part of a “spoofing” hack where a spam call will show on someone’s phone as a number from their contacts. “It’s true, I’m sorry the police know it’s true,” says Margaret as Teresa rolls her eyes and dismisses Margaret's claims as "needing a story line".  Margaret then turns to Dolores for support.  “When it happened the day I called you, what a mess was I?” Catania then confirms that Margaret did call her after it happened, but wusses out saying, “I want nothing to do with this at all.”

 

Part 2 really was insanley intense, and actually one of the few times that an episode lived up to the AC's drama queen hype.  The third and final reunion episode of season 13 ends next week.