Can Eagle Woman Heal The Skinny Women?

 

 

 

 

 

I can't believe it will be a full year (to the day) when The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 13 premiers next Wednesday, 10-25-23. As we all know, love or hate her (emphasis on the latter), Lisa Rinna is gone, but in her place, we're getting some Denise Richards, Camille Meyers, Kim Richards, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, and some new chick who calls herself Annemarie Wiley, wife of NFL relic Marcellus Wiley. Cynthia Bailey even makes an appearance, which makes no sense, because as RHUGT clearly indicated, Kyle wasn't a fan.  I'm guessing that Cynthia's link to the show.   But regardless, Garcell's time as the token black woman is up

 

In the extended trailer thay immediately follows the sneak peak (above), we see Denise calling Kunty "One evil woman" (and her proudly owning it as usual), the newbie coming for Crystal Cunt Foo, and Garcelle calling out Kyle's marriage woes publicity stunt. 

 

Sure, we get all the usual scripted BS and exaggerated drama, but in my mind, the ladies of Encino pull it off better than any other franchise.  I'm stoked, particularly after the disappointing RHONY reboot, and totally dismal seasons of RHOA and RHOC.  Between Beverly Hills and Salt Lake City, we're in for an awesome winter of mindless guilty pleasure.