Did PK Incriminate Himself While Exposing LVP?

 

 

The ongoing war between the Kemsleys and the Todds continues.  As fans will recall, back in Oct of 2021, when intruders allegedly broke into the home of Paul and Dorit Kemsley, legions of fans, as well as fellow cast members, reached out to lend their support, well everyone except Sutton Stracke that is.  Sutton had her own problems; like gettin her French designer and guest of honor through US customs so he could attend her party.  Besides that, because her home was burglarized when she was a child, Sutton is not emotionally equipped to deal with any kind of home invasion talk, and if guns are involved, fo'gettaboutit!~

 

Also allegedly missing in action was Lisa Vanderpump, or so it seemed.  On the premier night of the new season, Dorit appeared on WWHL, and when bitch girl Andy asked Dorit if LVP had "reached out" to her, she said, "No, not a wordt" (Dorit speaks British sometimes). Well that didn't set well with Lisa at all, so she tweeted a screen shot of an alleged text to PK offering her condolences.

 

Enter Kyle Richards.  While attending the 2022 NBCUniversal upfront in New York City last week, Kyle told Page Six, “We’re not sure how Lisa can show a text that neither PK nor Dorit can show on their phone, so we don’t know.”.  She then added, “Let me say, she’s very crafty, so I don’t know ... I mean, who am I inclined to believe?  Obviously Dorit and PK.”.

 

Not to be one-upped, on Monday, Lisa then spoke to Page Six  to set the record straight.  “Oh, I hope I’m crafty! Crafty means you’re smart, right? I’ll take it as a compliment,” LVP told Page Six. She added, “But when it comes to this,” while pointing to her phone, “no, this is honest. And no, I never had to play games. I didn’t need to.” “I can prove that to you. Can I show it to you? I wouldn’t know how to doctor a text. All I know is I go to contacts, I go to his name, I press ‘message’ and there it is. It pops up.”.  The Vanderpump Rules star then went on to show the text message she allegedly sent PK on October 30, 2021, THREE DAYS after the robbery.

 

 

The text message, which showed delivered, read: “I’m so sorry to hear what transpired glad that you’re all safe.” As for why she texted PK instead of Dorit, LVP said, “Because I had an existing relationship with PK prior to them [being together], and, you know, I just felt that I wanted to reach out to him.”.

 

Meanwhile, Lisa also called out her former RHOBH co-stars for constantly coming after her in the press and on social media. “They constantly come at me.  That was one of the reasons I left. But it’s OK. I’ve moved on from it. I’ve just opened a new restaurant, I’ve got the Vanderpump Dog Foundation, we have TomTom, we have Pump, we have SUR, ‘Vanderpump Rules’ has been picked up. I don’t have time for the negativity.”.

 

Yeah yeah, we all knnow that Lisa is the perpetual victim, but something about this little charade just didn't sit well with yours truly, so I did a little detective work, and voila! ... I stumbled across the real text.  So once more, LVP is busted!   Hopefully, this will put an end to TextGate.