Is Jax Biting The Hand That May Feed Him?

 

In case you're wondering why I haven't commented, let alone written about Vanderpump Rules this season, it's because I know a con job when I see one, and I believe this entire season is all scripted bullshit.  It is common knowledge that VPR was on its last leg, and that season 10 would be a make or break season.  So during Gruesome Newsom's shut downs, these alleged "real friends" all got together and came up with a humdinger of a story line.

 

SAG card carrying and sometimes actor, Tom Sandaval, was elected to play the villain.   Factoring in he and closet dyke, Arianna's, fake relationship running its course, the timing was perfect.  He even grew a cheesy mustache to look the part.  But Tom would need an accomplice.  Tom2?  No, although he would be given a small part in "Scandaval", Schwartzie would be too obvious.  So they thought who better than the ditzy Raquel or Rachel, or whatever they're calling her these days, to play the villainess!   Infact, let's go for broke and make her a total nymphomaniac by having her bang BOTH Toms, and maybe even Peter!

 

Now as we all know, I am quite capable of playing along with the nonsense, but something about the ridiculous over-saturation of media coverage on this one began to annoy me, and ultimately caused me to have the opposite reaction.  Being "told" to enjoy something just isn't in my make up.  Eventually my skepticism was met with rage, when resident skank, Lauren "La La" Kent, referred to yours truly as a bitchy troll for calling her out on her hypocritical rage against Tom Sandaval.  Apparently, she didn't like being reminding the blogosphere that she went down on his girlfriend roommate in the backseat of a car.  Incidentally, when I told Jax Taylor (via Insta) he laughed his ass off, which brings us to the subject at hand.  

 

Jason Cauchi a.k.a. Jax Taylor, recently weighed in on all the drama on he and wife, Brittany Cartwright's podcast, When Reality Hits.  “This is what annoyed me the most. I can say this because I don’t care.  Lisa annoys me.  Look, I understand she has to be somewhat neutral about this.  Lisa is not around for 99.9% of the show, and she just taps in when she wants to ... which is mainly the reunion.”

 

Jax then confessed that he is unnerved by the Lisa, 63, backing Sandoval, 40, after he cheated on Ariana Madix, 37.  “I just felt that she was siding with Tom. She was kind of trying to be devil’s advocate a little bit,” Taylor told former costar Scheana Shay on the podcast. “I just feel like she was siding with Tom and it really annoyed me because she never did that with me when I was on the show ... in fact, she went against me like crazy.”

 

Shay, 38, then pointed out that Taylor isn’t Lisa's business partner like Sandoval, reminding him that she's  co-owner of TomTom. “You were just a cast member. Not saying it’s OK. I think that’s the difference,” Scheana explained.  “It definitely bothered Lala, and I was like, ‘Yes, girl, yes!’  It was nice to see Lala do that. I loved it.” 

 

Jax then talked about LVP's reunion comments, claiming that “she treats us like little kids sometimes.  We’re grown adults, and she is barely even on the show.  I dunno, it just irks me sometimes.”  I'm with you Jax .... ironically, Lisa Vanderpump is the worst part of Vanderpump Rules.  Her involving herself in these grown adult's personal lives is utterly laughable.  On Heather McDonald's Juicy Scoop a few years ago, LVP revealed that she wasn't even in contact with any of her ("former" at the time) cast mates, but heard something about them all being pregnant.  So much for authencity. 

 

BTW, there is apparently serious talk about Jax and Brittany and Kristen Doute and Stassi Shroeder coming off "pause" as both Toms, along with Rachel are put ON pause, but considering LVP is an executive producer, I'm finding that hard to believe.  We all know what a vengeful bitch Lisa Vanderpump can be.  However, Jax maintains he and Lisa are OK, that he ran into a few months ago and were cordial to each other.  I've always believed that this group of people are merely costars with her, and nothing else (just like she was with the cast of RHOBH for the better part of a decade).  No crime in that; I just wish they would all be honest about it.