Brandi Glanville Need Not Quit Her Day Job

 

Brandi Glanville is opening up about the Life of a Housewife in her first-ever musical venture, that is if one considers the "rap" genre as "music".  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills album unveiled her debut single as “B-Geezy” on Thursday (July 7), featuring scathing lyrics like, “Fuck them other Housewives - Better watch their backs - Because I’m spitting out the motherfucking facts.”.  

 

Permanent bitch resting face Glanville goes on to diss fellow Bravo "housewives" including Kyle Richards and Luann de Lesseps and references Real Housewives of Potomac‘s Wendy Osefo and Karen Huger’s candle drama. “Making headlines with they scandals / Fighting over f–king candles / One wick, two wick, three wick, four / Which new wife will they call the whore?” Granville raps. “Money, fame, that’s the game,” she concludes in the final chorus.  Somehow I don't think Megan Thee Stallion has anything to worry about. 

 

Granville is currently starring in the second season of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, which I highly recommend.  New episodes drop every Thursday on Peacock.